Cheese Kurds!
Refugee: I ran!
Because they're made by kurds.
With cheese Kurds.
Apparently there were Kurds in her way.
I went to Lollapalooza last year, and there was an incident. I got into a fight with two of the biggest bands at the fest, and they were really kicking my butt. Fortunately, a few Kurdish doctors intervened and saved my life.
I guess it's true what they say: Styx and The Stones may break my bones, but Kurds will never hurt me.
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
Like both having Kurds in their way.
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
Because it contains cheese Kurds.
