25 Hilarious Arabs Puns - Punstoppable 😜

What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?

Scooby Dubai Do

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👤︎ u/zippysausage

📅︎ May 04 2021

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What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?

The Juan Ahmed bandit

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👤︎ u/jlcjoe

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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👤︎ u/Es_presso

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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I went to a supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, but all the shelves were empty.

There was literally nothing Dubai.

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👤︎ u/WhatProtomolecule

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”

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👤︎ u/berkel-is-a-madlad

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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What’s the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

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👤︎ u/ragmeh

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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Which Arab country produces the most steel?

Iron

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?

Bah! Rain!

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👤︎ u/tyckt206

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

A Protein Sheikh.

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👤︎ u/NotQasimc612

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I have an Arab joke

But I’ll tell it to you one day inshallah my brothers.

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👤︎ u/Monthereses

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world

The Sunni Playstation

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👤︎ u/evilhomers

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?

Mohahamed.

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👤︎ u/Sythek

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...

Saudi

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👤︎ u/PlankenSonja

📅︎ Jan 11 2020

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Arabs were historically dominant...

They witnessed five victories Andalus

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?

He emirgrated

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👤︎ u/Abra-Cadabra

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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My Arab son asked me how come all our neighbor countries like us

I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?

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👤︎ u/TheOmerAngi

📅︎ May 26 2019

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What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?

Paleostinian

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👤︎ u/manniefabian

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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What do you call a muscular Arab?

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👤︎ u/Gaddness

📅︎ May 27 2015

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How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

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👤︎ u/themakshter

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

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👤︎ u/amf44

📅︎ Jun 01 2016

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They're screening a new Flinstones movie in the United Arab Emirates.

The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!

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👤︎ u/MrQuickLine

📅︎ Oct 11 2013

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My friend got me good when I mentioned the Arab Spring...

"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"

I think he is ready for fatherhood.

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👤︎ u/IanWoansBatCave

📅︎ Jul 25 2016

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Dad on the Arab spring…

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👤︎ u/compto35

📅︎ Oct 21 2013

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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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👤︎ u/ashwynee

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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What do you call a muscular Arab?

A protein Sheikh

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👤︎ u/Dumbledore18

📅︎ Jan 05 2018

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