What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?
Scooby Dubai Do
What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?
The Juan Ahmed bandit
Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
Al Gebra
I went to a supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, but all the shelves were empty.
There was literally nothing Dubai.
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?
Al-Gebra
Which Arab country produces the most steel?
Iron
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
Bah! Rain!
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
A Protein Sheikh.
I have an Arab joke
But Iβll tell it to you one day inshallah my brothers.
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
The Sunni Playstation
What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
Mohahamed.
So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
Saudi
Arabs were historically dominant...
They witnessed five victories Andalus
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
He emirgrated
Why aren't there any fat arabs?
Because they're muslims....ππ
My Arab son asked me how come all our neighbor countries like us
I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?
What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?
Paleostinian
How do Arabs overcome their anger?
They just Sheikh it off
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
They're screening a new Flinstones movie in the United Arab Emirates.
The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!
My friend got me good when I mentioned the Arab Spring...
"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"
I think he is ready for fatherhood.
what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?
Al-gebra
What do you call a muscular Arab?
A protein Sheikh
