What happened to the Jews' foreskin?
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I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.
All I said was there's no challah cost.
All Jews had their foreskins
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How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
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What do Jews put on their Chinese food?
Oy sauce!
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
I was skeptical when someone told me that there is a land full of Jews
Turns out, Israel
Jew mad? Itβll holocaust you and arm and a leg
What does a Jew do to his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Orange Jews 100% concentrate
[Satire] Iβd pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?
He ran a pyramid scheme
What do you call a non-practicing Jew?
Jew-ish
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
There used to be a lot of nazis, now there are fuhrer, I bet you did nazi that coming, but what did jew expect?
I did Nazi that coming. Did Jew? I bet youβre FΓΌhrerious.
Where do you send a Jew with ADHD?
Concentration camp
There are two main types of Jews
Basic and Hasidic.
While there is strength in your Jew-jitsu
You are no match for my Nun-chucks
What do you call a colourful Jew?
A-torah borealis
How does a Jew make beer?
HEBREWS it!
What do you call a Jew addicted to Xanax?
Xan Frank
Jesus was not completely a Jew
He was just Jew-ish
What do you call someone who is only half Jew?
I guess they could be considered... Jew-ish...
My friend told me heβs part jew
Does that make him Jew-ish?
How did the jews get through the semi-permeable membrane
Osmoses
