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Jews Puns

A list of puns related to "Jews"

I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.

All I said was there's no challah cost.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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All Jews had their foreskins

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👤︎ u/Entity42og
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do Jews put on their Chinese food?

Oy sauce!

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?

He created a pyramid scheme

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
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👤︎ u/TheExist3r
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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A got into a fight with a Jew.

Hebrewsed me.

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👤︎ u/ConsulScrub
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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a jew and a nun walk into a bar
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👤︎ u/JelKcajiahTie
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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I was skeptical when someone told me that there is a land full of Jews

Turns out, Israel

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👤︎ u/shopcounterbill
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Punny jew
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👤︎ u/lickmyclit6969
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Jew-jitsu
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👤︎ u/MikkelSoo0601
📅︎ May 11 2019
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How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?

He ran a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What does a Jew do to his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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👤︎ u/StupidlyFunny
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Orange Jews 100% concentrate
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👤︎ u/EdgeLord_of_Tinder
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Jew ler
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👤︎ u/The_HairyFairy
📅︎ May 20 2019
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[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
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👤︎ u/Detronix18
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Jews
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👤︎ u/Humpty-Numpty
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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What do you call a non-practicing Jew?

Jew-ish

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👤︎ u/mmyyyy
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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While there is strength in your Jew-jitsu

You are no match for my Nun-chucks

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👤︎ u/Luminite07
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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What do you call a colourful Jew?

A-torah borealis

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👤︎ u/HavokMan48
📅︎ May 05 2019
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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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👤︎ u/smarvin6689
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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There are two main types of Jews

Basic and Hasidic.

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👤︎ u/fwubglubbel
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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How does a Jew make beer?

HEBREWS it!

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👤︎ u/ManicMick420
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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