I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.
All I said was there's no challah cost.
All Jews had their foreskins
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What do Jews put on their Chinese food?
Oy sauce!
How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
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When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
A got into a fight with a Jew.
Hebrewsed me.
I was skeptical when someone told me that there is a land full of Jews
Turns out, Israel
How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?
He ran a pyramid scheme
Jew mad? Itβll holocaust you and arm and a leg
What does a Jew do to his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Orange Jews 100% concentrate
[Satire] Iβd pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
What do you call a non-practicing Jew?
Jew-ish
There used to be a lot of nazis, now there are fuhrer, I bet you did nazi that coming, but what did jew expect?
While there is strength in your Jew-jitsu
You are no match for my Nun-chucks
What do you call a colourful Jew?
A-torah borealis
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
Where do you send a Jew with ADHD?
Concentration camp
I did Nazi that coming. Did Jew? I bet youβre FΓΌhrerious.
There are two main types of Jews
Basic and Hasidic.
How does a Jew make beer?
HEBREWS it!
How did the jews get through the semi-permeable membrane
Osmoses
