Thought I heard someone say βHelloβ in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I've started giving things Arabic names for the fun of it.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Which Arab country produces the most steel?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I have an Arab joke
But Iβll tell it to you one day inshallah my brothers.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do u call an arabic alligator?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What do you call an Arabic friend?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Heard about the arabic paladin?
His name was pala-hadin
Dnd dadjokes
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︎ Feb 10 2020
So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
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︎ Jan 11 2020
What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Arabs were historically dominant...
They witnessed five victories Andalus
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︎ Dec 30 2019
You'll only get this if you know the Arabic Alphabet's letters.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Why aren't there any fat arabs?
Because they're muslims....ππ
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︎ Nov 03 2018
My Arab son asked me how come all our neighbor countries like us
I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?
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︎ May 26 2019
I M LIVID
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︎ May 22 2019
What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?
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︎ Jul 18 2018
What did the arabic boy says to his dad who was leaving?
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︎ Feb 09 2019
What do you call a muscular Arab?
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︎ May 27 2015
I have a friend who works turning Arabic documents into English
Everytime I try to talk to him he's lost in translation.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
A dad joke in Arabic!
In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"
My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.
After typing it out I feel really lame
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︎ Mar 23 2016
How do Arabic cowboys greet one another?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?
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︎ Sep 28 2018
How do Arabs overcome their anger?
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︎ Dec 04 2017
My Arabic teacher girlfriend is really sick
she has been "qaffing" all night
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︎ Apr 21 2018
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
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︎ Jun 01 2016
How did the Arabic guy greet a Caribbean guy holding lunch meet?
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︎ Aug 30 2017
They're screening a new Flinstones movie in the United Arab Emirates.
The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!
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︎ Oct 11 2013
My friend got me good when I mentioned the Arab Spring...
"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"
I think he is ready for fatherhood.
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︎ Jul 25 2016
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Here's one in spanish
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︎ Feb 19 2017
Dad on the Arab springβ¦
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︎ Oct 21 2013
Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.
Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."
looks at dad
"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"
Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"
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︎ Jun 28 2014
I have officially become my father with this dadjoke (I'm a girl).
I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."
Ba-dum psh.
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︎ Oct 19 2014
My dad laid this one out on me today
My dad has a slight arabic accent. We approached an orange light and he said:
Dad: Another orange light
Me: It's because you're bad luck
Dad: No, I'm with numbers
Me: What?
Dad: I'm a lock with numbers, not a padlock
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
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