Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why is it called the Bro Code,

And not the brotocol?

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I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

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What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?

A pro-grammer

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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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What's the dress code?
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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this code is a start of a monopoly
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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Dress Code.
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakemg
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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why do Americans think that continent codes don't apply to them?

It's N/A.

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What do spanish programmers code in?

SΓ­ ++

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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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It’s a bear code
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What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

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It's dress code.
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.

You can say.... I solved the case.

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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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Why do Noweigians put bar codes on their ships?

For when they need to Scandinavian.

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Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

So they can Scandinavian

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Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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