Which language does God code in?

C

Because God Cs everything

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/excalibron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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I never understood how to speak Morse code.

Today I clicked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
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My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code

I said please don't dash dot!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImaginaryBridge1923
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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Interesting fact of the day: In Sweden, all government-owned ships are required to have a UPC code printed on the hull.

When the ships are returned to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nightmuse11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2021
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My nudist friend does not like putting on clothes, but will angrily comply with dress code requirements...

He's a cross dresser.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hwhouston517
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ValkornDoA
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Why is it called the Bro Code,

And not the brotocol?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/modern_philosopher_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Strict dress code
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nicky_and_Skittles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?

A pro-grammer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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What's the dress code?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2019
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Dress Code
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2019
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this code is a start of a monopoly
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wherewhyhowwhen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2020
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/luccebest1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2018
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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CelticGaelic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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Dress Code.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Petey_Yum_Yum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2019
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakemg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2019
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What do spanish programmers code in?

SΓ­ ++

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yuberz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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Why do Americans think that continent codes don't apply to them?

It's N/A.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toforama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2019
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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2020
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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2020
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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stratospher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDisneyDork
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoinePiecesOfVinyl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlayerMig
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.

You can say.... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2020
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Why do Noweigians put bar codes on their ships?

For when they need to Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2019
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Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charliealphazulu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
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Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/n3rf_h3rd3r
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