Which language does God code in?

C

Because God Cs everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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I never understood how to speak Morse code.

Today I clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code

I said please don't dash dot!

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Interesting fact of the day: In Sweden, all government-owned ships are required to have a UPC code printed on the hull.

When the ships are returned to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightmuse11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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My nudist friend does not like putting on clothes, but will angrily comply with dress code requirements...

He's a cross dresser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why is it called the Bro Code,

And not the brotocol?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Strict dress code
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?

A pro-grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What's the dress code?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Dress Code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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this code is a start of a monopoly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherewhyhowwhen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luccebest1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelticGaelic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Dress Code.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petey_Yum_Yum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do spanish programmers code in?

SΓ­ ++

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuberz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why do Americans think that continent codes don't apply to them?

It's N/A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toforama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stratospher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDisneyDork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerMig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.

You can say.... I solved the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why do Noweigians put bar codes on their ships?

For when they need to Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliealphazulu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

So they can Scandinavian

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