It’s okay if you have no idea what β€œprefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Some plants have the prefix "dog"

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog.' For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted one of the students, "Collieflower!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyghost6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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If you’re looking for a prefix to extend the word β€˜ointment’

There's an app for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannnehhh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,

...would be preposterous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...

...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I used to be in a band called 1023mb

we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere

*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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Future wife pulled this one on me...

Me (hanging up phone) : "They just canceled my appointment to the doctors".

Future Wife (with a shit eating grin): "Well that's a disappointment".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afroman_17
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It is okay if you don’t know what β€œprefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry.

It's not the end of the word.

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