Mez: what's your surname Selena?, Selena: Gomez. Mez: okay I'll go but what's your surname?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
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My surname is Turner and my daughter...

Well she’s a real Paige Turner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
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What's Yoda's surname?

LeyEeWhoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xdegenerate
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What do you call an ex-member of NSYNC who only goes by his surname?

Just Timberlake

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Told my partner we should change our surname to Berry...

Then she could be my Boo Berry.

She wasn't amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuddlesworth
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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The most common surname in China is Chang

Correct me if it's Wong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q1w2e3r4t5z
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Surnames.

If Mr Baker's a Baker And Mr Butcher's a Butcher Then what's Mr Dickinson?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norfair345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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If I were a Judge,

I'd change my surname to Mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How Long Is A Chinese Name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/friesful
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Watt's a unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Have you heard about David Hasselhoff?

He’s changing his surname to just β€œHoff” because it’s less hassel

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Saw this online. Thought you would like it

My grandfather or Pa, as I called him gave my an absolute gem.

He was actually my step mother's dad and we already called my other grandfather Papa, so we called him 'Pa Ulb' - Ulb being his surname.

He was an incredible artist and would paint awesome things for us or on our bedroom walls. I remember he painted me a massive Star Wars piece on one of my walls when Episode 1 came out. I was only about about 6 at the time and remember being scared of Darth Maul. From this we used to joke around that Darth Maul would come and get me if I did anything wrong. Sort of like a police officer watching my every move, to ensure I behaved.

This carried on as a joke until he died 2 years ago, when I had done something wrong he said he'd call the police and get Maul to take me away. When he did die he had just finished an incredible painting of Darth Maul as a police officer. It was amazing! My parents could make sense of it and weren't sure if it was him that had painted it, so they flipped it ov

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herper
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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My THREE year old daughter dad joked ME.

So you're all going to know some personal info about me: my middle name is Mansfield.

My youngest daughter is obsessed with middle names. She'll ask complete strangers what their middle name is. Not their name, not their surname, just their middle name.

She asked (again) what my middle name is, so I replied

> Mansfield

She said "Well I'm going to call mamma's middle name is Ladysfield... and mine Girlsfield"

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At three she out dad-joked me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
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Hotel Rewards Program

I work as a front desk associate for a major hotel chain that has a rewards program, but the guest checking in, a Mr. Zingone, didn't have it on his reservation. I tried searching for it several different ways, just the surname "Zingone," just his phone number, but ultimately could not find his account information.

So I told him, "Well, you may have had a membership, but it looks like it's... Zin-gone..."

He told me no more humor, just get me to my room. I think he was just as impressed, however.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/failbender
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Dadjoked a fellow redditor today...

Someone posted saying:

>My surname is actually quite uncommon.

Naturally, I replied saying:

>Nice to meet you Mr./Ms. actually quite uncommon.

Sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xam2y
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Got dad joked by my daughter

Daughter: What should my last name be for the Spanish class assignment?

Me: Not ours. Try Googling for 'Hispanic surnames'.

Daughter: But I'm a girl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcozarco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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dj'd the lady on the phone

(...telemarketing lady asking for my info)

her: Sir, can I have your surname please?

me: Of course, but madam, can I have your madam-name first?

She goes silent for a few seconds and resumes to her protocol while in her voice, I could feel her rolling her eyes and nodding her head in disbelief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixelfrenzy
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Dad got my grandpa talking about genealogy

My grandpa was talking about "the good ol days", and he got on the subject of his 'Grandma Alta' (her surname). My dad pipes in: "don't dorget about grandma Soprana!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missouripacific
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Football related dad joke

Some background: There are two very good players that me and my dad were talking about our team (Arsenal) signing. These players surnames are Clyne and Shaw.

Me: Yeah, I reckon Arsenal should try to sign both of them

Dad: I'm in-Clyne-ed to agree with you.

Me: I'm 'Shaw' they would improve the team.

Mum: Sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marsox33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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A famous actress was stabbed last night.

-Her name was Reese, her surname escapes me though... *Witherspoon? -No, with a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ligzilla
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My surname is Turner and my daughter...

Well she’s a real Paige Turner

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