Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?
People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.
Which actor has the best nickname?
My colleagues at work gave me the nickname “Mr. Compromise”.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname ‘mitochondria’
The powerhouse of the cell
I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"
My wife said my new nickname is Shroom
Because I am such a FunGi...🥰🥰🥰
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
What do you call a mnemonic made to remember someone's nickname?
"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"
I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."
Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.
Nicknames that make your name longer should be called
US native bees have a nickname..
In college my nickname was safe cracker.
Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.
Potential nickname for Ellen
Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was “The Love Machine.”
It’s because I sucked at tennis.
I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.
Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory
I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is “pickle” so how do I spend my birthday?
Well I “Relish” the moment obviously
My nickname for my wife is “hinge.
Because she is something to adore.
A nickname for money is "bread" because
when I'm kneading it there never is enough dough
When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
I don't understand nicknames. Like, how do you get "Dick" out of Richard?
Easy, take him out to dinner.
Serena Williams' nickname should be Tennessee Williams.
What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?
My kids gave me a Nickname
I’ve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl
Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced ‘my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...
Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Women’s Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.
I have many nicknames I use to describe my penis.
I keep them in my shlong term memory.
Santa Clause is a Saint Nickname.
My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”
It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is ‘Mr. Compromise”.
It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.
At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with
it.
My wife was devastated when she found what that my nickname in college was “The Love Machine.”
Because I sucked at tennis.
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