Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?
People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.
It wasnβt my first choice, but Iβm okay with it.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname βmitochondriaβ
The powerhouse of the cell
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My wife said my new nickname is Shroom
Because I am such a FunGi...π₯°π₯°π₯°
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What do you call a mnemonic made to remember someone's nickname?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"
I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."
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︎ Sep 04 2020
US native bees have a nickname..
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︎ May 28 2020
Nicknames that make your name longer should be called
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.
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︎ Jul 22 2018
In college my nickname was safe cracker.
Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Potential nickname for Ellen
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was βThe Love Machine.β
Itβs because I sucked at tennis.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.
Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory
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︎ Oct 03 2019
I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is βpickleβ so how do I spend my birthday?
Well I βRelishβ the moment obviously
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︎ Mar 16 2019
When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
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︎ Sep 18 2019
My nickname for my wife is βhinge.
Because she is something to adore.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
A nickname for money is "bread" because
when I'm kneading it there never is enough dough
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︎ May 02 2019
I don't understand nicknames. Like, how do you get "Dick" out of Richard?
Easy, take him out to dinner.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Serena Williams' nickname should be Tennessee Williams.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?
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︎ May 17 2019
My kids gave me a Nickname
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Iβve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...
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︎ Feb 23 2018
Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced βmy nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, itβs because I canβt get out of the bathβ.
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︎ Nov 08 2017
Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Womenβs Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.
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︎ Feb 22 2018
I have many nicknames I use to describe my penis.
I keep them in my shlong term memory.
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︎ Jan 01 2018
You know who has the best Nickname?
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︎ Jun 18 2017
My colleagues at work gave me the nickname βMr. Compromiseβ.
It wasnβt my first choice, but Iβm ok with it.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.
It wasnβt my first choice, but Iβm okay with it.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My colleagues at work have given me the nickname βMr. Compromise.β
Itβs not my first choice, but Iβm ok with it.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is βMr. Compromiseβ.
It isnβt my first choice, but I can live with it.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with
it.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
My wife was devastated when she found what that my nickname in college was βThe Love Machine.β
Because I sucked at tennis.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
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