Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
๐๏ธ 6
๐
๏ธ Jan 27 2021
Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?
People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.
๐๏ธ 125
๐
๏ธ Dec 24 2020
My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.
It wasnโt my first choice, but Iโm okay with it.
๐๏ธ 23
๐
๏ธ Nov 15 2020
If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname โmitochondriaโ
The powerhouse of the cell
๐๏ธ 127
๐
๏ธ Sep 13 2020
I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"
๐๏ธ 5
๐
๏ธ Oct 05 2020
My wife said my new nickname is Shroom
Because I am such a FunGi...๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
๐๏ธ 11
๐
๏ธ Sep 05 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
๐๏ธ 13
๐
๏ธ Sep 14 2020
Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
๐๏ธ 5
๐
๏ธ Sep 11 2020
What do you call a mnemonic made to remember someone's nickname?
๐๏ธ 4
๐
๏ธ Sep 21 2020
"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"
I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."
๐๏ธ 6
๐
๏ธ Sep 04 2020
US native bees have a nickname..
๐๏ธ 2
๐
๏ธ May 28 2020
Nicknames that make your name longer should be called
๐๏ธ 25
๐
๏ธ Jan 10 2020
Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.
๐๏ธ 10k
๐
๏ธ Jul 22 2018
In college my nickname was safe cracker.
Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.
๐๏ธ 26
๐
๏ธ Feb 09 2020
Potential nickname for Ellen
๐๏ธ 32
๐
๏ธ Jun 23 2019
Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?
๐๏ธ 3
๐
๏ธ Dec 16 2019
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was โThe Love Machine.โ
Itโs because I sucked at tennis.
๐๏ธ 16
๐
๏ธ Oct 28 2019
I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.
Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory
๐๏ธ 7
๐
๏ธ Oct 03 2019
I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is โpickleโ so how do I spend my birthday?
Well I โRelishโ the moment obviously
๐๏ธ 7
๐
๏ธ Mar 16 2019
When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody
he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family
๐๏ธ 2
๐
๏ธ Sep 18 2019
My nickname for my wife is โhinge.
Because she is something to adore.
๐๏ธ 53
๐
๏ธ Jul 04 2018
A nickname for money is "bread" because
when I'm kneading it there never is enough dough
๐๏ธ 32
๐
๏ธ May 02 2019
I don't understand nicknames. Like, how do you get "Dick" out of Richard?
Easy, take him out to dinner.
๐๏ธ 12
๐
๏ธ Oct 27 2018
Serena Williams' nickname should be Tennessee Williams.
๐๏ธ 3
๐
๏ธ Mar 25 2019
What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?
๐๏ธ 9
๐
๏ธ May 17 2019
My kids gave me a Nickname
๐๏ธ 3
๐
๏ธ Jan 22 2019
Iโve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl
๐๏ธ 2
๐
๏ธ Feb 19 2019
Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...
๐๏ธ 5
๐
๏ธ Feb 23 2018
Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced โmy nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, itโs because I canโt get out of the bathโ.
๐๏ธ 37
๐
๏ธ Nov 08 2017
Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Womenโs Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.
๐๏ธ 11
๐
๏ธ Feb 22 2018
I have many nicknames I use to describe my penis.
I keep them in my shlong term memory.
๐๏ธ 3
๐
๏ธ Jan 01 2018
You know who has the best Nickname?
๐๏ธ 9
๐
๏ธ Jun 18 2017
My colleagues at work gave me the nickname โMr. Compromiseโ.
It wasnโt my first choice, but Iโm ok with it.
๐๏ธ 512
๐
๏ธ Jul 21 2020
My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.
It wasnโt my first choice, but Iโm okay with it.
๐๏ธ 283
๐
๏ธ Apr 19 2020
My colleagues at work have given me the nickname โMr. Compromise.โ
Itโs not my first choice, but Iโm ok with it.
๐๏ธ 10k
๐
๏ธ Jul 10 2019
At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is โMr. Compromiseโ.
It isnโt my first choice, but I can live with it.
๐๏ธ 18
๐
๏ธ Feb 10 2020
At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with
it.
๐๏ธ 12
๐
๏ธ Oct 13 2019
My wife was devastated when she found what that my nickname in college was โThe Love Machine.โ
Because I sucked at tennis.
๐๏ธ 7
๐
๏ธ Sep 28 2019
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.