Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?

People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/diatonicnerds
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My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m okay with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname โ€˜mitochondriaโ€™

The powerhouse of the cell

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Haas19
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I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"

She thinks it's sweet

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Slymood
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My wife said my new nickname is Shroom

Because I am such a FunGi...๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SambuelAnacapri
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BeastWhiteKid
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Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:

He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/midy-dk
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What do you call a mnemonic made to remember someone's nickname?

'Name'o'Nick'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/obiwan_66
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"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"

I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MadOldLogan
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Nicknames that make your name longer should be called

Nicholasnames

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chath
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Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.

They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lazztronica
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In college my nickname was safe cracker.

Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Doctorofnonscience
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Potential nickname for Ellen
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sheepherder226
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Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?

Ben

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZZEZ73
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My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was โ€œThe Love Machine.โ€

Itโ€™s because I sucked at tennis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.

Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zombiepipes
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I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is โ€œpickleโ€ so how do I spend my birthday?

Well I โ€œRelishโ€ the moment obviously

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheTexican11
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When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody

he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wawoodworth
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My nickname for my wife is โ€œhinge.

Because she is something to adore.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/scorchedgoat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04 2018
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A nickname for money is "bread" because

when I'm kneading it there never is enough dough

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CMMIV
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I don't understand nicknames. Like, how do you get "Dick" out of Richard?

Easy, take him out to dinner.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlorisBand
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Serena Williams' nickname should be Tennessee Williams.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AmarilloMike
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What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?

The top brass.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pun-isher42
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My kids gave me a Nickname

My Mutha Fucka

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iambobboyle
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Iโ€™ve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl

But alas

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/upinflams
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Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...

Sarcophaguy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmrtnt
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Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced โ€˜my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, itโ€™s because I canโ€™t get out of the bathโ€™.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/StickyBellyFlapCock
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Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Womenโ€™s Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.

Talk about hashtags!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rossum81
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I have many nicknames I use to describe my penis.

I keep them in my shlong term memory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McQuefferson
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You know who has the best Nickname?

Nick!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/champion_archon
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My colleagues at work gave me the nickname โ€œMr. Compromiseโ€.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m ok with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m okay with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname โ€œMr. Compromise.โ€

Itโ€™s not my first choice, but Iโ€™m ok with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is โ€˜Mr. Compromiseโ€.

It isnโ€™t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."

It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/simplyGagi
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My wife was devastated when she found what that my nickname in college was โ€œThe Love Machine.โ€

Because I sucked at tennis.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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