A new Egyptian undertakers have opened up in town. Their motto....

"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."

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What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?

Boring is fun!

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My procrastinators club has a mottoโ€ฆ

Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting

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My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."

"...date it."

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What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?

Beep Repaired!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmbossman
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How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?

They're both bee-prepared.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RonPalancik
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The welders motto

We all make mistakes, but we just need to solder on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
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I ordered from a community whoโ€™s motto is โ€œeverything for a smileโ€

Yet, the delivery guy didnโ€™t seem happy when I payed with a smile and shut the door on him... I wonder whatโ€™s wrong...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NienieDreamer
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What is the motto of people who harvest organs?

We de-liver

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What was the motivational electrician's motto?

If you can dream it, you conduit.

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Whatโ€™s a mothโ€™s life motto?

Always look on the bright side.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dillpickle330
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Not a pun but definitely a motto to live by
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xomati
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What do you call a vlogger who comes up with mottos?

Slogan Paul

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dick law firmโ€™s got a catchy motto
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My life motto...

...is "Don't be defined by a quote".

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
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What is the motto for balding men?

Hair today gone tomorrow!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Thanosisntwrong
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There's a city called Weed, and it's motto is "Weed Like To Welcome You" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weeโ€ฆ
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafรฉ, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?

Yes we Kant.

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Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?

Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"

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What do you call a vlogger who comes up with mottos?

Slogan Paul

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