A new Egyptian undertakers have opened up in town. Their motto....
"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."
What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?
Boring is fun!
My procrastinators club has a mottoβ¦
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."
"...date it."
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?
They're both bee-prepared.
The welders motto
We all make mistakes, but we just need to solder on.
I ordered from a community whoβs motto is βeverything for a smileβ
Yet, the delivery guy didnβt seem happy when I payed with a smile and shut the door on him... I wonder whatβs wrong...
What is the motto of people who harvest organs?
We de-liver
What was the motivational electrician's motto?
If you can dream it, you conduit.
Whatβs a mothβs life motto?
Always look on the bright side.
Not a pun but definitely a motto to live by
What do you call a vlogger who comes up with mottos?
Slogan Paul
dick law firmβs got a catchy motto
My life motto...
...is "Don't be defined by a quote".
What is the motto for balding men?
Hair today gone tomorrow!
There's a city called Weed, and it's motto is "Weed Like To Welcome You" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weeβ¦
If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?
Yes we Kant.
Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?
Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"
What do you call a vlogger who comes up with mottos?
Slogan Paul
