Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?

Yes, he’s pretty green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector--Warp
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The banner on r/usernameCkecksOut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_a_hole
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What do you call a sore Bruce Banner?

Q: What do you call a sore Bruce Banner?

A: Bruised Banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chainboost
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I just saw the subreddit banner

Who is this best Dad? And why is he joking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
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Spruce Banner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coalmunist
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Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...

Mark Ruffalo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_piper_sniper
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My friend tried to write a joke about me on a banner and he put it on himself.

Well. The joke's on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yobos1111
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Banner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhkdepauw
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What do u call Bruce banner when he becomes hulk?

Mark rough-fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proudsquid125
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What did Bruce Banner say at the waterpark

Hulk Splash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lankywiesner
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...

That's a huge red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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Who does Fergie think wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?

Francis Scott Off-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
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How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?

The scientific experiments altered his jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bueno117
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The ad said the Hulk is coming to town.

I read it on the Bruce Banner.

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I’m not good at titles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash-greninja-371
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Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?

I mean he's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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Title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alzaphoon
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

What do you guys think about it?

Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?

We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!

You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.

Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?

The Star-Spangled Banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
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Asked for a run of the mill party

Not me but still worthy

http://imgur.com/xJ3dbQF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_waffles
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Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?

After all he’s a big banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodgedude780
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Subreddit Changes

Recently, we had a hostile power takeover. A new mod got power hungry and went on a nice little editing spree.

Pics of carnage: Here

He/she has been banned from the subreddit, and submissions are back to normal.

I somehow ended up as the lackey here, and I've never been a subreddit mod before, so bear with me. I've put things back to their defaults, so submissions can resume normally.


##Tl;dr guy goes on power trip, he's gone, things back to normal, I have no clue what I'm doing.

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Can someone tell me why they haven’t put The Hulk on advertisements?

I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Suhspence
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Why does Hulk not have an ad?

He's already a big Banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacques_Maxwell
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Want to see a picture of my pride and joy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDeez444
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PUN REQUEST- Lewis

I need to make a banner, and its needs to have a clever use of 'Lewis.'

EX: Star Wars Episode IV: A Lew Hope

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Politics

I'm in the back seat of my dad's car, as we're driving down a rather busy street of a populated city. My dad taps me on the shoulder and gestures out the window with an air of disgust.

Dad: "I can't believe all the political advertising they have out here."

I look around for quite some time, expecting to spot a house covered with election signs or political party banners. All that I see are a series of pylons with road signs intermittently placed in between them.

The signs say: "Keep left."

My dad snickers with pride and drives off.

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LysdexicGamer
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fresh1134206
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Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.

He is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What do you get when you cross captain America and the hulk?

Star spangled Banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Real-Nincotic
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Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?

He's basically a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoavieden
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I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk

He's essentially a large banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?

The Star Spangled Banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spider1178
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Idk why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk

He is basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby-did
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I don’t why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements in the hulk..

He’s pretty much one giant banner..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweatybooty1983
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I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the hulk

He’s essentially a giant Banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-scrotumtickler-
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I don't understand why they don't put advertisements on the Hulk...

After all he is just a giant Banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camobarge
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If the Hulk knocked up Captain America

Would that be a star-spangled Banner?

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