Banner Puns

A list of puns related to "Banner"

Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?

Yes, he’s pretty green.

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👤︎ u/Inspector--Warp
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The banner on r/usernameCkecksOut
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👤︎ u/not_a_hole
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do you call a sore Bruce Banner?

Q: What do you call a sore Bruce Banner?

A: Bruised Banner

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👤︎ u/chainboost
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I just saw the subreddit banner

Who is this best Dad? And why is he joking?

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Spruce Banner
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👤︎ u/Coalmunist
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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My friend tried to write a joke about me on a banner and he put it on himself.

Well. The joke's on him.

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👤︎ u/yobos1111
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...

Mark Ruffalo

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👤︎ u/the_piper_sniper
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Banner
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👤︎ u/mhkdepauw
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do u call Bruce banner when he becomes hulk?

Mark rough-fellow.

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👤︎ u/proudsquid125
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did Bruce Banner say at the waterpark

Hulk Splash!

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👤︎ u/Lankywiesner
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...

That's a huge red flag.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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Who does Fergie think wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?

Francis Scott Off-key

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?

The scientific experiments altered his jeans

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👤︎ u/Bueno117
📅︎ May 22 2020
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The ad said the Hulk is coming to town.

I read it on the Bruce Banner.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....

he's essentially a big banner.

Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)

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👤︎ u/Ziad_Amin
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I’m not good at titles
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👤︎ u/ash-greninja-371
📅︎ May 13 2020
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👤︎ u/Alzaphoon
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

What do you guys think about it?

Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?

We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!

You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.

Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)

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👤︎ u/yayoletsgo
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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LGBeeTea
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👤︎ u/SomeSortOfForcedPun
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?

The Star-Spangled Banner.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?

After all he’s a big banner.

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👤︎ u/dodgedude780
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Asked for a run of the mill party

Not me but still worthy

http://imgur.com/xJ3dbQF

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👤︎ u/quantum_waffles
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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Which movie was just a big ad?

The Incredible Hulk. It was one giant banner.

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👤︎ u/swiftestcat
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Can someone tell me why they haven’t put The Hulk on advertisements?

I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?

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👤︎ u/The_Suhspence
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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Subreddit Changes

Recently, we had a hostile power takeover. A new mod got power hungry and went on a nice little editing spree.

Pics of carnage: Here

He/she has been banned from the subreddit, and submissions are back to normal.

I somehow ended up as the lackey here, and I've never been a subreddit mod before, so bear with me. I've put things back to their defaults, so submissions can resume normally.

##Tl;dr guy goes on power trip, he's gone, things back to normal, I have no clue what I'm doing.

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Apr 08 2014
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Christmas and bird pun?

Need a Christmas bird pun for our banner at work! Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/Sex-gremlin
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?

I mean he's essentially a giant banner

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👤︎ u/toolaroola12
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

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👤︎ u/LysdexicGamer
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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👤︎ u/Paturious
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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👤︎ u/fresh1134206
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do you get when you cross captain America and the hulk?

Star spangled Banner

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👤︎ u/The-Real-Nincotic
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.

He is essentially a giant banner.

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👤︎ u/Skycannon7
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?

He's basically a giant banner

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👤︎ u/yoavieden
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk

He's essentially a large banner

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Why does Hulk not have an ad?

He's already a big Banner.

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👤︎ u/Jacques_Maxwell
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?

The Star Spangled Banner.

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👤︎ u/spider1178
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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I don't know why Marvel doesn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant Banner

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👤︎ u/Hi_x_ImDad
📅︎ May 02 2018
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Idk why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk

He is basically a giant banner.

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👤︎ u/scooby-did
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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I don’t why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements in the hulk..

He’s pretty much one giant banner..

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👤︎ u/sweatybooty1983
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the hulk

He’s essentially a giant Banner

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👤︎ u/-scrotumtickler-
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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I don't understand why they don't put advertisements on the Hulk...

After all he is just a giant Banner

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👤︎ u/camobarge
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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If the Hulk knocked up Captain America

Would that be a star-spangled Banner?

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👤︎ u/Othellbro
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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