When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvokeNZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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I love a good headline pun economist.com/news/leader…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverwinton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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They knew what they were doing when they wrote this headline..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FukkinShytUp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/______---------
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I saw the headline β€œTrump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...

What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyBien875
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Puns make for the best headlines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamwk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Paninis made headline news again.

They're hot off the presses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.

That's news to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A corny news headline.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattshellder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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The headline on the USA Today this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GildedGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Newspaper headline:

Police toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Washington Post with a cheesy headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ap25000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.

This is no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdroftardis8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibeatobesity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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This headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christopherbrock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Newspaper Headline

Stationary store moves.

^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remsed777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Did you hear what's making headlines?

Corduroy pillowcases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonDanziger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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TIME gets punniest headline of the year πŸ‘πŸ» πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robtastical
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.

I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lcmc87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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[actual headline] Proposal To Split State Will Be On Ballot In November: California? npr.org/2018/06/13/619525…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreetingsADM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad

I sea what you did there!

http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparklekitteh
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Newspapers for the partially sighted are making massive headlines.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?

"Nut bolts and screws."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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NPR Delivers with this sweet headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdSyrup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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How do you make headlines?

With corduroy pillows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiffren
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Reporter gets biblical with headline. stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/call_of_the_while
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Someone waited their entire journalistic career to write this Headline i.reddituploads.com/cbf20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/witty172
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Have you heard what's making headlines lately?

Corduroy pillows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingoagogo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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Dad joke makes it to my local news article's headline.

http://imgur.com/a/6XENi

(First time posting here, I hope posting a screenshot/imgur link alone doesn't violate any rules! Thought this would be quite a unique post to contribute to the sub.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefreshp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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I saw a headline that stated "Navy proposes sweeping changes after collision."

My immediate response was "What good will new brooms do?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Headlines just wanna have pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiat-flux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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When poor mice overthrow the bear(on)s the headline read:

Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Saw this headline and thought to myself... Well that will teach him!

Japanese Father Kills 12yr Old Son for not Studying http://ti.me/2bjC5ra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PASSO3058
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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Astronaut's Daughter: My Dad is Out of This World (actual time magazine headline) time.com/3847979/charlott…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErinWilsonAndrews
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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Read a news headline about a newly uncovered warm-blooded fish.

Mention it to my roommate and he is asking me details about the article which I havn't read yet.

I respond: "I don't know, I'm not a fishionado".

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsdeadfishclub
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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Dadjoking the headlines

The headline on our local paper yesterday said, "Giving the gift of guns." My husband stared at it for a second, then said, "I guess a lot of people want gym memberships for Christmas."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflippy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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This Headline Writer Is Definitely A Dad imgur.com/q55JgH7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jooey_K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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I read the headline about that guy in Spain who died when he drank dishwasher detergent to my dad...

"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArranMars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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Mom read the headline "Last man found in drug sweep"

Dad: Do they find a lot of drugs by sweeping? Imagine how much they'd get if they vacuumed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroidfan220
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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ESPN Headline: NBA Gms pick Spurs to repeat as champions

Well they're the only team that can repeat, so who else were they gonna pick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconpig07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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Newspaper story headline was "7 facing serious drug and assault charges."

Well that explains why 7 8 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpatt711
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toddamnit666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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