When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
They knew what they were doing when they wrote this headline..
There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...
What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
Puns make for the best headlines
Paninis made headline news again.
They're hot off the presses.
My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.
The headline on the USA Today this morning
Police toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
Washington Post with a cheesy headline
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
Stationary store moves.
^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)
Did you hear what's making headlines?
TIME gets punniest headline of the year 👏🏻 😂
I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.
I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad
I sea what you did there!
Newspapers for the partially sighted are making massive headlines.
I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?
NPR Delivers with this sweet headline
How do you make headlines?
Have you heard what's making headlines lately?
Dad joke makes it to my local news article's headline.
(First time posting here, I hope posting a screenshot/imgur link alone doesn't violate any rules! Thought this would be quite a unique post to contribute to the sub.)
I saw a headline that stated "Navy proposes sweeping changes after collision."
My immediate response was "What good will new brooms do?"
Headlines just wanna have pun
When poor mice overthrow the bear(on)s the headline read:
Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.
Saw this headline and thought to myself... Well that will teach him!
Japanese Father Kills 12yr Old Son for not Studying
Read a news headline about a newly uncovered warm-blooded fish.
Mention it to my roommate and he is asking me details about the article which I havn't read yet.
I respond: "I don't know, I'm not a fishionado".
Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback
Dadjoking the headlines
The headline on our local paper yesterday said, "Giving the gift of guns." My husband stared at it for a second, then said, "I guess a lot of people want gym memberships for Christmas."
I read the headline about that guy in Spain who died when he drank dishwasher detergent to my dad...
"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"
Mom read the headline "Last man found in drug sweep"
Dad: Do they find a lot of drugs by sweeping? Imagine how much they'd get if they vacuumed!
ESPN Headline: NBA Gms pick Spurs to repeat as champions
Well they're the only team that can repeat, so who else were they gonna pick!
Newspaper story headline was "7 facing serious drug and assault charges."
Well that explains why 7 8 9.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.