When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
They knew what they were doing when they wrote this headline..
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...
What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?
The headline on the USA Today this morning
Puns make for the best headlines
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
Paninis made headline news again.
They're hot off the presses.
My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.
The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
Washington Post with a cheesy headline
Police toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
Did you hear what's making headlines?
Stationary store moves.
^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)
TIME gets punniest headline of the year 👏🏻 😂
One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad
I sea what you did there!
I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.
I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.
I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
NPR Delivers with this sweet headline
Newspapers for the partially sighted are making massive headlines.
See the headline about the insane inmate that escaped and attempted rape?
Have you heard what's making headlines lately?
Dad joke makes it to my local news article's headline.
(First time posting here, I hope posting a screenshot/imgur link alone doesn't violate any rules! Thought this would be quite a unique post to contribute to the sub.)
Headlines just wanna have pun
I saw a headline that stated "Navy proposes sweeping changes after collision."
My immediate response was "What good will new brooms do?"
When poor mice overthrow the bear(on)s the headline read:
Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.
Saw this headline and thought to myself... Well that will teach him!
Japanese Father Kills 12yr Old Son for not Studying
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
How do you make headlines?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.