A list of puns related to "Christmas Headline"
Visiting home, in the car with my mother and father; mother asks what I'd like for Christmas. I respond indifferently, saying I'm unsure, at which point my father chimes in:
"Would you like some corduroy pillows?"
"Uh...?"
"Yeah, I hear they're making headlines."
The headline on our local paper yesterday said, "Giving the gift of guns." My husband stared at it for a second, then said, "I guess a lot of people want gym memberships for Christmas."
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