When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.
The headline?
PUN IN: TEN DIED
An actual headline in Bloomberg news this morning:
"Saudi Arabia Oil Fears Look Well Founded."
I love it when these things occur in nature!
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
You know why they call "it" "screwing"?
Because when he's done, he nuts and bolts.
They knew what they were doing when they wrote this headline..
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
The headline on the USA Today this morning
I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...
What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?
Puns make for the best headlines
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
Paninis made headline news again.
They're hot off the presses.
Washington Post with a cheesy headline
My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.
Newspaper headline:
Police toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
TIME gets punniest headline of the year 👏🏻 😂
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
Newspaper Headline
Stationary store moves.
^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)
One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad
I sea what you did there!
http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png
Did you see that news story about corduroy pillowcases?
They’re making headlines everywhere.
I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.
I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.
I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
NPR Delivers with this sweet headline
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Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read “small medium at large”
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