When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvokeNZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.

The headline?

PUN IN: TEN DIED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Today's Headlines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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An actual headline in Bloomberg news this morning:

"Saudi Arabia Oil Fears Look Well Founded."

I love it when these things occur in nature!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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This headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatobazooka416
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???

Small Medium at Large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?

There’s small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50pciggy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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They knew what they were doing when they wrote this headline..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FukkinShytUp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/______---------
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The headline on the USA Today this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GildedGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Dick_Whitman_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I saw the headline β€œTrump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...

What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyBien875
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Have you heard the news about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henrydawinkler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Puns make for the best headlines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamwk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibeatobesity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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This headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christopherbrock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Paninis made headline news again.

They're hot off the presses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Washington Post with a cheesy headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ap25000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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A corny news headline.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattshellder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.

That's news to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Newspaper headline:

Police toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.

This is no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdroftardis8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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TIME gets punniest headline of the year πŸ‘πŸ» πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robtastical
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Newspaper Headline

Stationary store moves.

^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remsed777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Did you see that news story about corduroy pillowcases?

They’re making headlines everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad

I sea what you did there!

http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparklekitteh
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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I read a headline today that said dads are the worst drivers.

I was so mad that I pulled over and finished reading the article.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lcmc87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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[actual headline] Proposal To Split State Will Be On Ballot In November: California? npr.org/2018/06/13/619525…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreetingsADM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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NPR Delivers with this sweet headline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdSyrup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Reporter gets biblical with headline. stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/call_of_the_while
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Someone waited their entire journalistic career to write this Headline i.reddituploads.com/cbf20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/witty172
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

News paper headline read β€œsmall medium at large”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Did you put hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askirk87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserspewpew_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkman203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear what's making headlines?

Corduroy pillowcases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonDanziger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

They are making some headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcnickster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They made headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Have you heard what's making headlines lately?

Corduroy pillows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingoagogo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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