I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.
It meant the world to him.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why donβt the Golden Globe awards go to real people?
Because all the winners are paid actors.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Yesterday I suddenly ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?
Thatβs when I draw the line.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I bought a globe at Target...
I put it on the conveyor, and when the cashier picked it up to scan it, I said, βbe careful! That means the world to me!β
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Did you hear about the Dad joke sweeping the globe?
Its called the Groaner virus
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︎ Apr 21 2020
A globe-trotting vulture tried to bring his breakfast and lunch onto the plane
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My kids gave me a globe for my birthday.
It means the world to me.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side
Hey, watch your latitude!
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What do you call it when you strike a cow with a snow globe?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
A giant globe fell on my son's face.
He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.
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︎ Jun 21 2018
What did the globe say to the lamp?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I was reading an article about top porn searches around the globe
It was titled βwhat has this world come toβ
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︎ Aug 14 2018
I spilled polish remover on a globe
Now thereβs a hole in Europe.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
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︎ Feb 07 2019
After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Her: Donβt you wish we could throw a dart randomly at the globe and go visit the place where it lands?
Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.
Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.
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︎ Jan 12 2018
If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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︎ Jul 13 2015
What did the globe say to the grumpy map?
I don't like your latitude.
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︎ Dec 13 2015
Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.
it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.
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︎ Oct 15 2014
I asked my dad what a specific country was on the globe
Me: (Pointing at country on globe) "Dad, what's this?"
Dad: (Grabs the globe, spins it around and breathes on it) "Global warming."
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︎ Aug 20 2013
I was walking down the street and suddenly ran into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Yesterday, I bumped into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Recently I bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe.
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︎ May 08 2019
Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I was walking down the street and ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Yesterday I accidentally ran into the man who sold me an antique globe...
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︎ Dec 12 2019
This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I recently bumped into the man who sold me my antique globe...
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I was walking down the street when I ran into the man who sold me an antique globe a long time ago.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
I recently bumped into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I ran into a guy today who once sold me a tiny globe.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
The flat earth society has members all around the globe...
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︎ Sep 23 2018
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