I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.
It meant the world to him.
Why don’t the Golden Globe awards go to real people?
Because all the winners are paid actors.
Yesterday I suddenly ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?
That’s when I draw the line.
I bought a globe at Target...
I put it on the conveyor, and when the cashier picked it up to scan it, I said, “be careful! That means the world to me!”
Did you hear about the Dad joke sweeping the globe?
Its called the Groaner virus
A globe-trotting vulture tried to bring his breakfast and lunch onto the plane
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
My kids gave me a globe for my birthday.
It means the world to me.
What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side
Hey, watch your latitude!
What do you call it when you strike a cow with a snow globe?
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A giant globe fell on my son's face.
He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.
What did the globe say to the lamp?
I was reading an article about top porn searches around the globe
It was titled “what has this world come to”
I spilled polish remover on a globe
Now there’s a hole in Europe.
After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?
The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
Her: Don’t you wish we could throw a dart randomly at the globe and go visit the place where it lands?
Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.
Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.
If the Globe Theatre has a café, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
What did the globe say to the grumpy map?
I don't like your latitude.
Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.
it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.
I asked my dad what a specific country was on the globe
Me: (Pointing at country on globe) "Dad, what's this?"
Dad: (Grabs the globe, spins it around and breathes on it) "Global warming."
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This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
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I was walking down the street when I ran into the man who sold me an antique globe a long time ago.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
I recently bumped into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.
I ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
I ran into a guy today who once sold me a tiny globe.
The flat earth society has members all around the globe...
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