I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.

It meant the world to him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why don’t the Golden Globe awards go to real people?

Because all the winners are paid actors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Yesterday I suddenly ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I bought a globe at Target...

I put it on the conveyor, and when the cashier picked it up to scan it, I said, β€œbe careful! That means the world to me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BertoftheDead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the Dad joke sweeping the globe?

Its called the Groaner virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A globe-trotting vulture tried to bring his breakfast and lunch onto the plane

"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My kids gave me a globe for my birthday.

It means the world to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHotPocket3141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call it when you strike a cow with a snow globe?

A Knick-nack patty whack

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A giant globe fell on my son's face.

He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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What did the globe say to the lamp?

You light up my world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oh_no_yikes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I was reading an article about top porn searches around the globe

It was titled β€œwhat has this world come to”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I spilled polish remover on a globe

Now there’s a hole in Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/showerdrinking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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They have members all over the globe. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim1a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.

He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theageofpisces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.

Say that again. But slowly.

playing the worlds smallest violin

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Her: Don’t you wish we could throw a dart randomly at the globe and go visit the place where it lands?

Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.

Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What did the globe say to the grumpy map?

I don't like your latitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBraumBomber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeinshver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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I asked my dad what a specific country was on the globe

Me: (Pointing at country on globe) "Dad, what's this?"

Dad: (Grabs the globe, spins it around and breathes on it) "Global warming."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Roylee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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I was walking down the street and suddenly ran into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Yesterday, I bumped into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Recently I bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I was walking down the street and ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Yesterday I accidentally ran into the man who sold me an antique globe...

It's a small world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManWithoutNoPlan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I recently bumped into the man who sold me my antique globe...

It's a small world!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I was walking down the street when I ran into the man who sold me an antique globe a long time ago.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I recently bumped into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I ran into a guy today who once sold me a tiny globe.

It's a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damu1969
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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The flat earth society has members all around the globe...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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