How do mountains see?

They peak!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why are mountains so funny ?

Because they are hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.

From there, it's all downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.

Must've been Mount Heiferest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iswitt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...

It was a relief map.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/widowwarmer1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?

It wasn't my fault.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"

…they're hill areas."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas πŸ₯Έ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojo111693
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.

I did not think I would Everest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!

Our therapist said I need to valley date you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/audioinside
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny...

They are hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.

It's been reported he could have done with another coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why couldn’t the peeping tom climb mountains?

Because he always peaked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke

Peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swezshaun135
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley

He was in Denali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My friend said mountain climbing would be fun

I’m inclined to agree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skryf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me

Man, I puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr0mayhem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.

Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baileywiki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!

Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems

But the beach ain't one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned

I’m always on top of things

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Who can jump higher than mountains?

Everyone, because mountains can't jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runronnierun89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why do dwarves live in mountains?

They dig it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDevilChicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.

I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lethalmouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Was reading a mountain survival story to my son...

"...the boy returned to his camp, where a rabbit was cooking..."
My son: cooking what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinkererJim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clock’s a doodled doo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

Hi Cliff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ava98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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How can you dry a mountain range?

On a cliffhanger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.

It's Groundbreaking work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Zenchi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Mountains aren’t funny

They’re hill-areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSinkingShit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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How do meteorologists go up a mountain

They climate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikesh-baniya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.

Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roshamjoe_paints
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why do mountains feel unappreciated?

People take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab

Just Dew It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLTakenusername
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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The Himalayas aren’t the best mountains,

But they’re definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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How do mountains see?

They peak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifruitninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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The mountains aren't just funny, they're

Hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krishi2202
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Mountains aren’t just funny

They’re hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamergangg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"

…they're hill areas."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Mountains aren’t just funny...

They’re hill areas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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How to mountains see?

They peak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaggysolo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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