How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why are mountains so funny ?
Because they are hill areas.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, βSo what do you think of The View?β
I said, βWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I donβt like the other women on the show.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Mountain ranges aren't just funny...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why couldnβt the peeping tom climb mountains?
Because he always peaked.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?
I bet thereβs gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
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︎ Oct 30 2020
My friend said mountain climbing would be fun
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned
Iβm always on top of things
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Was reading a mountain survival story to my son...
"...the boy returned to his camp, where a rabbit was cooking..."
My son: cooking what?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
How can you dry a mountain range?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
How do meteorologists go up a mountain
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why do mountains feel unappreciated?
People take them for granite.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Iβve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab
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︎ Aug 02 2020
The Himalayas arenβt the best mountains,
But theyβre definitely up there.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
mountains arenβt funny, theyβre hill areas π₯Έ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Mountains arenβt just funny
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Mountains arenβt funny
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Mountains arenβt just funny...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
How to mountains see?
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