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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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I was walking down a hill and fell down.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightguyneb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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I saw a man riding a bike up a hill, yet he walked.

Yeti was the name of his dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitty_undies786
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas πŸ₯Έ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojo111693
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.

JK rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

JK. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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credit(Indian Hills community)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. J.K. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. β€œWild turkeys?” β€œNine deer, dad!”....

β€œI didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I dug up an ant hill and some of these ants had two little balls on their abdomen. What are they?

The uncles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusthisisapain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I heard once that going down a hill, a bloke tripped with a coffin, and dropped it

He went into a chemist, and said, β€˜I need something to stop my coffin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them

Then one spine turns and says to the other β€œwe missed the bus!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....

Those were the GOODYEARS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffro4140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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tank hill, i hate it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonlordYTlelz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer

He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.

I guess it went down without a hitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking

J/K

Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogo726
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

By running.

JK! Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noteprocupes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olisticu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Two peanuts rolling down the hill

One of them was assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?

He wanted to find the morel high ground.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?

Because parking is for ten ants only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realrhema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Johnny and Ruth are biking down a hill.

Ruth hits a tree.

Johnny decides to continue on.

Ruthlessly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I’m buying an estate on a hill that is landscaped with nothing but hostas.

I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalenTK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I saw a boulder rolling down a hill.

So I named it Rick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkwon6227
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill

A cyclist is struggling up a long steep hill on his bike, when he is met by a good Samaritan in a car. The guy offers him a long rope to tow him up the hill and the cyclist gratefully accepts. By the time they get to the top of the hill, the guy driving forgets he is towing the cyclist and heads on to the highway, with the poor cyclist ringing his bell in vain. In the meantime, a couple see them drive past their car on the highway and the wife turns to her husband:

"Wow, that car's going pretty fast, isn't it?" The husband replies, "the car?! Look at the cyclist behind him! He's going so fast he's ringing the bell to get the car to move out of the way!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildlumpfish
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Two snow men stood on top of a hill...

One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants

I call it Carpool Tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raymonator88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigECheese1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.

Those were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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