Snowbank

I keep my money in a snowbank. I went to make a withdrawl, but it turns out I have snow money.

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👤︎ u/Skithiryx
📅︎ Feb 18 2017
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My girlfriend said no when I asked her to climb a snowbank with me...

Oh well, I'm over it.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I want to train a dog to make bank deposits

Training them to make withdrawals just seems a bit too far fetched.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snowbank.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Where does a snowman go to deposit his paycheck?

The snowbank

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📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Uphill, both ways.

We've all heard the old dad joke about how our parents had to walk 20 miles to school, through 8-foot snowdrifts, "uphill, both ways." My Dad used to tell it all the time, but he had a masterful (in my opinion) ending to it.

He would tell the joke as most of us have heard it, and then would say "...and if you dropped your lunch, you were shit out of luck." This never made sense to me until one day I asked him; "Why didn't you just pick it up?"

His reply...."Do you know hard it is to pick a handful of warm oatmeal out of a snowbank!?"

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📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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