Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?

He got caught picking his nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frugatti_cuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I got into a heated argument with a snowman

in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What happens when a snowman melts?

He becomes gender fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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How does a snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What do you call a snowman with a 6 pack?

The abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow Balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My 5 year old just got me with this one: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikecake81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apathy714
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Snowman.

One snowman to a other.

Do you smell carrots?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BorisLordofCats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejb67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Whats the difference between snowman and snowladies???

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrazilianBagel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainbowbubble94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit_WafflesXD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why was Frosty the Snowman a bad machinist?

Every part he made had a β€œbbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a snowman without testicles?

Sno balls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?

Pep-brrrr-oni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ussbutterscotch1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why did the snowman get a hard on?

He heard the snowblower coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_Walker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerman09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call an old snowman?

A creek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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what the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

the snow balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrek-fan-26
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not Yeti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoteLizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

β€œsmells like carrots in here.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmmv2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...

Experts say it is the best yeti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?

Snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oSocialPeanut
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My snowman is a bit fat, but it's all water weight. imgur.com/kwHfWB1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kodyodyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What happens when you cross a snowman and Dracula?

You get frostbite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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How does a snowman get to work?

By icicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajhw13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other?

β€œDo you smell carrots?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pond20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pforzheim2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWarrior347
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Do you smell carrots?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotCuppaTeaOof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What’s the difference from snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackiswag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleHeart0904
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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