Why was Frosty the Snowman a bad machinist?

Every part he made had a “bbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!

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📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business

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📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did Frosty the Snowman and the Vampire name their child?

Frostbite

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📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank

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📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite date?

Netflix and chill.

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📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite food?

Chilli

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📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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I met Frosty the Snowman in real life the other day.

The dude is totally chill.

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This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him “This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. “Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. “NO honey it really works watch!” “Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. “WAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”

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📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Got my wife this morning

as she opens the front door to leave for work

Her - Oh no! It's frosty!

Me - Oh no! What is a snowman doing in our front yard!?

she rolled her eyes and walked out

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