Why does Walter complain whenever Jesus is around?
Because Jesus makes Walter whine.
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
A kid in a wheelchair stole my camouflage suit.
He can hide, but he can’t run.
What starts with e and only has one letter in jt
Why did E come out of the bathroom U?
He musta had a vowel movement.
What's another word for a Russian Astronaut?
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
What's the letter E's nickname?
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
Putting "I" before "E" is weird...
The whole concept is foreign to me.
My gaming buddy who works at Walter Reed told that he knows who the impostor is
He told me he "saw orange vented".
Did you hear about the poisonings at the Mexican restaurant?
They were serving ricin beans.
My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
Why did F’s parents ground him?
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
Found this little ✨g e m✨ on r/technicallythetruth
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
During the Olympics, I met a European man holding 2 large sticks.
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
They see me rollin, they Hayden.
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
Why is Haiti spelt without an e?
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
A&E canceled Hoarders today
Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.
I just heard there's a new Canadian strain of covid
People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
Old school 90’s Ravers aren’t worried about the gas shortage.
They’re used to running on E.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
If Walter White were a good person...
the TV series would be called Baking Bread.
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
What starts with an E
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
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