Rollins Puns

A list of puns related to "Rollins"

What happens when you start rollin a digestive?

it turns into a Limp Biscuit

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👤︎ u/YoCynicalSam
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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Napoleon keeps rollin'
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👤︎ u/Rukhnul
📅︎ May 01 2020
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They see me rollin, they Hayden.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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They see me rollin'...
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👤︎ u/FR3381RD
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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J. K. Rollin
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👤︎ u/zado1990
📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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Knock Knock!

Her: Who's there?

Me: Daisy......

Her: Daisy who?

Me: Daisy me rollin, they hatin! Patrollin, they tryna catch me ridin dirty!

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👤︎ u/capn_cody_
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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A kid in a wheelchair stole my camouflage suit.

He can hide, but he can’t run.

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👤︎ u/midwest-gypsythief
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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What's another word for a Russian Astronaut?

Planyet.

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👤︎ u/4xdblack
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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My first official dad joke!!!

So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim “hey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.

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👤︎ u/do_it-to_it
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.

She was rollin’

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👤︎ u/TheClincher7
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Grandma took my weed so I took her wheelchair.

Neither of us is rolling.

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👤︎ u/johnreese421
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle get out of bed?

Because he was two-tired

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.

People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.

Credit to u/RollinThundaga.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Girlfriend dad joked me on facebook today.

Girlfriend: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Girlfriend: Daisy

Me: Daisy who?

Girlfriend: DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'

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👤︎ u/ernie1850
📅︎ Mar 14 2015
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My friend got me with the worst knock-knock joke of all time

Friend: Knock-knock. Me: ...Who's there? Friend: Daisy. Me: Daisy wh- Friend: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATINNNN

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👤︎ u/rono47
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin’ they hatin’

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👤︎ u/sNaZzY-dUde
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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