Keaton Puns

A list of puns related to "Keaton"

What my dad does to people's names

Say your name is Michael Smith, and you are introduced to my dad. There are two possible outcomes.

  1. "You must be Mr. And Mrs. Smith's son
  2. Michael Keaton?

And he asks nearly everyone he meets and greets "explain the universe in three words and give five examples."

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