I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?
Well, with the extra βTβ she would be a statute.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.
It was a monumental error
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?
Because it's just a bust.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did the New Zealander say to the statue in the park?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I mistook a statue for the person you told me to meet at the park.
After a while, I realized it wasnβt the monument.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I'm trying to remember a joke about a statue head
I can't though, it's a bust...
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︎ May 14 2020
Statue Of Libertree
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︎ Jan 12 2020
A sculptor was finishing a statue
As soon as he finished it he accidentally knocked it over and it broke clean at the shoulders. The sculptor picks up the head looks and it and says, well looks like this one is a bust.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
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︎ Oct 23 2019
It wasn't until I slapped the statue's ass.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
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︎ May 04 2019
I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.
I didnβt win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the man who was crushed by a falling statue?
He died of an art attack.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Statues..
Always know where they stand
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I know a lot about decorative park statues.
I'm just a fountain of knowledge.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish
It was Litter Ali, a work of art.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Kermit the frog went to the bank to get a mortgage for a new lilypad. He walked up to the desk of loan officer Patricia Whack and placed a small porcelain statue of an angel on her desk asking if she would take it as collateral. "What is that?" she asked...
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What Do You Call A Statue With A Shotgun?
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︎ May 01 2018
What does Snoop Dogg carve statues with?
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︎ Feb 17 2017
What did the pigeon say to the statue?
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
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︎ May 06 2019
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue in London is 18ft 1.
That's Horatio of about 3:1
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︎ Aug 22 2018
The art forgeries were discovered when the heads fell off the statues
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︎ Feb 19 2017
What do you call a terrible statue?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
They made a new statue in court.
They didnβt have enough money to fully build it so they had their limitations.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful; body like a Greek statue...
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︎ Nov 19 2018
Did you hear about the guy caught stealing a statue?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
I erected a large statue
But erect building fell on it
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.
He said they were metro gnomes.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What did one statue say to the other statue?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What did one statue say to the other statue?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
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