14 Hilarious Sphinx Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I found this funny, what do you sphinx?

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👤︎ u/damtm

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Do you know why the sphinx is in Egypt?

The sound of wind and sand is spsspsssppss sppspsssspssss.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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What did King Tut say when the Sphinx scared him?

“I want my mummy”

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👤︎ u/cuhrazypizzahobo

📅︎ Sep 28 2019

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My son asked me if he should take 120k in loans for an Egyptology degree.

I told him don't even sphinx about it

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👤︎ u/taewooky

📅︎ Apr 13 2021

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What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?

Toot in common

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👤︎ u/HoldMyDirrk

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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Have your heard of the Flatulent Pharaoh? I am very fond of him.

We have the toot in common.

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👤︎ u/cheelay_

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 17 2017

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Something Something in d'Nile imgur.com/Ndralnb

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👤︎ u/PaynusInTheAnus

📅︎ Sep 03 2017

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What did the British Museum Director say in the Egyptian exhibit?

I want me Mummy!

I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!

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👤︎ u/JaninnaMaynz

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?

Sphinx wrapped

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?

It's Sphinx-ter

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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My dad had me going.

Dad and I are watching a show about the Iceman.

We start talking about mummification and King Tut. I mention to him about the recent damage to the sarcophagus' beard.

He says, "Well that Sphinx."

Well done dad. Well done.

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👤︎ u/bullshitname0906

📅︎ Feb 18 2016

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After dinner jokes

We were talking about egypt because my brother had a school project on it and dad let this one out

"Do you know why the cats nose fell off? because his feet started to sphinx"

^^^stinks ^^^= ^^^sphinx

Dad never change.

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👤︎ u/superryan14

📅︎ Apr 09 2014

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/chevroletstyleline

📅︎ May 08 2019

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