Why does Oedipus hate profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Oedipus
He was one famous motherfucker
what do you say to someone with Oedipus complex who curses to much?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I just read a joke about Oedipus and Midas.
It was mother fucking gold
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
Umami!
What did Oedipus day when he tasted something savoury?
Oo mommy.
My son has to read Oedipus for school. He asked me what I thought of it.
I told him it was complex.
I saw a lead statue of Oedipus at Goodwill once.
That was one dense motherfucker.
One of my friends is dating a girl who looks just like his mom...
I think his Oedipus Complex is apparent.
How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity?
You call them Oedipus β a Greek motherfucker.
What do you call it when the king of Thebes takes a leak?
An Oedipus
Why doesn't Oedipus swear?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Why does Oedipus hate swearing?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Why doesnβt Oedipus cuss?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Just read a joke about Oedipus and Midas
It was motherfucking gold!
Why doesn't Oedipus cuss?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Oedipus was the original motherfucker
