The sound of wind and sand is spsspsssppss sppspsssspssss.
Because the sound of wind moving across the sand sounds like pspspspspspsps.
βI want my mummyβ
I told him don't even sphinx about it
Toot in common
We have the toot in common.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
I want me Mummy!
I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!
Sphinx wrapped
It's Sphinx-ter
Dad and I are watching a show about the Iceman.
We start talking about mummification and King Tut. I mention to him about the recent damage to the sarcophagus' beard.
He says, "Well that Sphinx."
Well done dad. Well done.
We were talking about egypt because my brother had a school project on it and dad let this one out
"Do you know why the cats nose fell off? because his feet started to sphinx"
^^^stinks ^^^= ^^^sphinx
Dad never change.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
