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Statue of Liberty Puns

A list of puns related to "Statue of Liberty"

Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?

Well, with the extra “T” she would be a statute.

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👤︎ u/thatGuy4096
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because it violated their statue of limitations.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?

Because she can't lay down

(Old guy at work told me this today)

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👤︎ u/insanotard
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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I told my dad I was disappointed that the woman who tried to scale the statue of liberty only made it to the feet...

He said you call that a climbing defeat.

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👤︎ u/guavacadus
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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The last time I was inside a woman.....

I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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