I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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Trying to find motivation and engage with research of what motivated people in the post-Bronze Age to engage in building double-storey dwellings...

Irony on two many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Brass and Bronze are extremely friendly...

Cuz they're alloys.... geddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Bronze cat taps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehwolf_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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If self-deprecation was an Olympic Sport

I'd probably just about scrape bronze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falseoptimism
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.

I said, β€œDon’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poogart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I took part in the Sun-Tanning Olympics...

But I only got Bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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If not believing in myself was an Olympic sport.

I'd probably get bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panoscrab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I just screamed at a well-bronzed man at the beach.

Sorry for going off on a tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socool111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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What do olympians and thieves have in common?

They go for the gold, but sometimes have to settle for coppers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaverpudding
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I entered a kleptomania competition.

I got gold, silver and bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I'm not saying China was doping during the Summer Olympics

But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.

~credit to Steve, a real person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebignate08
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.

Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do you call a basketball player who's been in the sun for too long?

LeBronze James.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Dad joked my girlfriend during the Olympics

After watching the luge event where Erin Hamlin won bronze for America

Host: it was a big night for luger Erin Hamlin winning the first medal ever for America

Me: that's not nice calling her a luger for coming in 3rd place

Girlfriend: facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brancky3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

Cause you can only get bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I entered a kleptomania competition.

I got gold, silver and bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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