...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
Irony on two many levels.
Cuz they're alloys.... geddit
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
I'd probably just about scrape bronze
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
It LeBronzed James
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’
... keep reading on reddit ➡But I only got Bronze.
I'd probably get bronze.
Sorry for going off on a tan gent.
They go for the gold, but sometimes have to settle for coppers.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.
~credit to Steve, a real person.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
LeBronze James.
After watching the luge event where Erin Hamlin won bronze for America
Host: it was a big night for luger Erin Hamlin winning the first medal ever for America
Me: that's not nice calling her a luger for coming in 3rd place
Girlfriend: facepalm
Cause you can only get bronze.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
