...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
Irony on two many levels.
Cuz they're alloys.... geddit
It LeBronzed James
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
But I only got Bronze.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’
... keep reading on reddit ➡I'd probably get bronze.
Sorry for going off on a tan gent.
They go for the gold, but sometimes have to settle for coppers.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.
~credit to Steve, a real person.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
LeBronze James.
After watching the luge event where Erin Hamlin won bronze for America
Host: it was a big night for luger Erin Hamlin winning the first medal ever for America
Me: that's not nice calling her a luger for coming in 3rd place
Girlfriend: facepalm
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What c
... keep reading on reddit ➡Cause you can only get bronze.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
