I'm selling an old tin of Altoids online,

and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoderJoe1
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What do you call a person who reads Tin Tin books while in quarantine?

TinTin Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year β€œtin” anniversary.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurontheokay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Did you hear about the tin man not being able to do the dissection?

He just didn’t have the heart to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I spent $9.95 on a tin of holiday nuts. My wife thought that was too expensive.

I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition

It's canniBallistic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotassiumIsNotK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If the Tin Man ran for president, what would his slogan be?

"Yes We Can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...

He claimed it kept them in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Ardmore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?

The Aluminumati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?

Lead-Lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Where do you get tin from?

Tin-land

(Its a cooking supply shop for those confused)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theonetrue_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charcocoa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...

I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

β€œCurses! Foil again!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..

My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsyouNOme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.

But thi silvery from one post to the next.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bilbowtech
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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