Tin Tin Out Puns

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

But thi silvery from one post to the next.

He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......

I told them “Nein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

Personally, I'd give it an ate out of tin.

GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.

Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.

GF: So what was the problem?

Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.

GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.

Found this tin of mints cleaning out a church gave me a good chuckle!

http://m.imgur.com/eAr2Kr3

So when I was cooking in the kitchen (which is very narrow and small) I accidentally brushed up on a loosely closed tin can of Door Varnish spilling it all everywhere. I had to explain after I tried to clean it up to my mother and brother.

Me: So yeah, I spilled the whole can of door varnish on the kitchen floor and the hallway, it's going to hard to walk around for a little while.

My Brother: changes conversation Anyways are you free tomorrow, Mum?

My Mother: Yes, but first we must get out of this sticky situation.

1. Anytime anything rattles he says "that sounds like 2 skeletons making love in a biscuit tin."
2. Any beeping, anywhere, ever, he grabs his chest and says "is that my pacemaker?"
3. And the most awkward (he regularly says this) "I believe in sex, drugs and rock and roll... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Then he sneers. Smugly. Every. Time.