My buddy said he's been living on tins of baked beans all month.

That can't be good for his back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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*whistle*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetardoKujo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What happens when you eat tin foil?

You sheet metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskelmaikel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.

He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?

The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?

Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Adjective for metal is metallic

But not so for iron which is ironic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryanpixel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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So would this now be a can’t opener?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kileni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call a person who reads Tin Tin books while in quarantine?

TinTin Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.

It’s Spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year β€œtin” anniversary.
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I'm selling an old tin of Altoids online,

and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoderJoe1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Ants are cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolpopicl-5000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurontheokay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I spent $9.95 on a tin of holiday nuts. My wife thought that was too expensive.

I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you hear about the tin man not being able to do the dissection?

He just didn’t have the heart to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition

It's canniBallistic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotassiumIsNotK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's the difference between a vacation and metal earplugs?

One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shay9999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...

He claimed it kept them in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Ardmore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Tintin gonna save us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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If the Tin Man ran for president, what would his slogan be?

"Yes We Can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?

The Aluminumati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I don't know why it wooden't work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoG_Omsin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Is anyone gets a message from me about tinned meat don’t open it

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackaygeorge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?

Lead-Lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Whistles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ventus250
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Another wooden ball

Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wayno007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Where do you get tin from?

Tin-land

(Its a cooking supply shop for those confused)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theonetrue_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...

Luckily, it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

β€œCurses! Foil again!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charcocoa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...

I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..

But now he’s glue tin free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a bedpan in Russia?

A Poo-tin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennnnetttt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..

My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsyouNOme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_hele_euro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.

But thi silvery from one post to the next.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bilbowtech
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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If anyone received a message from me about tinned meat...

Don’t open it, it’s spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoussManoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Hi all, if you get a message from me about tinned meat, don't open it

It's spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexgreyhead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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