My buddy said he's been living on tins of baked beans all month.
That can't be good for his back.
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
What happens when you eat tin foil?
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck.
The man refuses at first but eventually agreed.
As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts.
Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing.
Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?
Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.
Adjective for metal is metallic
But not so for iron which is ironic
So would this now be a can’t opener?
What do you call a person who reads Tin Tin books while in quarantine?
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year “tin” anniversary.
I'm selling an old tin of Altoids online,
and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."
Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
I spent $9.95 on a tin of holiday nuts. My wife thought that was too expensive.
I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It's a natural selection.
Did you hear about the tin man not being able to do the dissection?
He just didn’t have the heart to do it.
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition
What's the difference between a vacation and metal earplugs?
One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.
My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...
He claimed it kept them in mint condition
If the Tin Man ran for president, what would his slogan be?
What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?
I don't know why it wooden't work
Is anyone gets a message from me about tinned meat don’t open it
What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?
Another wooden ball
Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?
Where do you get tin from?
Tin-land
(Its a cooking supply shop for those confused)
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?
I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..
But now he’s glue tin free.
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
If anyone received a message from me about tinned meat...
Don’t open it, it’s spam.
Hi all, if you get a message from me about tinned meat, don't open it
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