What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?

You only live once.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
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Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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My dad mentioned he was getting a cold, so I give him some Zinc because that's what my mom used to do.

He goes "Thanks for Zincing of me" and walks out the door without missing a beat.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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How do you dispose of a dead chemist's body?

You barium

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📅︎ Jan 26
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We have good chemistry right?

I guess we are pretty InZinc

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📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I would make a chemistry joke

But the good ones Argon

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👤︎ u/MarlinsBB
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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When a chemist dies...

do they Barium?

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👤︎ u/hdwillis
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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Ironing Shirts

When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.

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👤︎ u/Munchy2x2
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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What material are submarines made of?

Zinc

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👤︎ u/furywolf28
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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My friend said that all the good periodic table jokes argon...

But I don't zinc so.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2017
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Chemistry

All the good chemistry puns argon, but I can zinc of a copper new ones.

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📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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Have you heard of the new heavy metal boyband?

In Zinc

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👤︎ u/tkTiberius
📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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What do Mike and Sully wear when they're out in the sun?

Monster Zinc

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👤︎ u/thenixo
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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