Isotope Puns

A list of puns related to "Isotope"

What did the chemist say when they found two new isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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👤︎ u/ashwynee
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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What does a scientist say when he finds 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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👤︎ u/the_geek_next_door
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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What is Thanos' favorite hydrogen isotope?

Tritium, because it has an half-life.

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👤︎ u/The_L0ne_Warri0r
📅︎ May 01 2019
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What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?

Poly-nomials

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👤︎ u/fluffyglof
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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Following the two isotopes of helium joke..

You: What did the scientist say when he discovered tow isotopes of Helium? Your friend: what?

You: HeHe.

Friend : oh that's funny.

You: yeah, I know. It was a noble joke.

Friend: ugh. groans

You: actually, I expected no reaction at all.

Friend: ...

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👤︎ u/lala7070
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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I got a little radiation on my shirt.

Now it’s an isotop.

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👤︎ u/Brassdies293
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?

I really need to keep an ion them.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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i'm so sorry

Q: what did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of helium?

A: HeHe

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👤︎ u/Enslaved_M0isture
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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👤︎ u/EllBoutchy
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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