A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink

The bartender says for you no charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passthesyrupbro
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Do you know why Jimmy Neutron is always calm?

He has no charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomegaming1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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A Neutron went to a bar

When he went to pay for his drinks, the bartender said 'no charge'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_aaron786_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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*insert Jimmy Neutron title song*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmson420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A neutron goes up to the bar and orders a drink.

When asking the bartender how much it costs they reply β€œFor you? No charge.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atoterrano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Neutron to electron: i think im decaying into a proton

Electron: are you sure?

Neutron: im nearly positive

Electron: ive never been so attracted to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponylover9628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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If protons and neutrons had sexual life, what would their most common saying be?

Spark me daddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajinator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A proton and neutron break up...

An electron walks up to the proton and says, β€œHey! Stay positive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munk-the-Man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.

Because their parents had just split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What did the electron say to his protons and neutrons that had slept in?

"Up and atom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyIsUber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2012
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How do protons and neutrons stick together so well in the nucleus?

They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rzezzy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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A neutron walks into a bar...

and asks, "how much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "for you? No charge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyLithium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much?"

The bartender replies "For you? No charge."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahiraMalik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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a neutron goes into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?"

the barman replies "for you, no charge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blazypika2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A neutron walks into a bar ...

and asks how much for a drink,

the bartender replies "For you no charge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks, "How much?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuardianoftheVoid
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender looks at him and says

"for you, no charge."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeinthepnw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender β€œhow much for a beer?” The bartender replied:

β€œFor you? No charge.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snarkpowered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A neutron walks into a bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. Bartender says "For you..no charge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garyfromtucson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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A neutron walks into a bar...

and asks β€œHow much for a drink?” The bartender says β€œFor you? No charge”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikiri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?"

The Bartender replies "For you, no charge."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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A neutron walks into a bar

... orders a drink and gets out his wallet.

Bartender stops him, "For you? No charge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suuperdad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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