Nuclear Reaction Puns

A list of puns related to "Nuclear Reaction"

Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?

He reached critical ass.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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