I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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I really love the way nuclear fusion works in Sun

It really brightens up my day.

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I was asking dad about thorium, and he hit me with these.

"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"

A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".

/facepalm.

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