Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
What do you call a plant that’s been mutated by nuclear radiation?
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.
They're to prevent meltdowns.
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
Why did the Nuclear Reactor have an aquarium nextdoor?
To put all its nuclear fission.
How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings
I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions
I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?
Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?
I have a nuclear headache.
What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?
Wife: I need an anagram for "Nuclear"
What is a nuclear scientists favourite meal?
Have you seen nuclear fallout before?
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split
Why does Homer Simpson work at the nuclear power plant?
So he can bring home the D’oh!
I really love the way nuclear fusion works in Sun
It really brightens up my day.
What do you say when you can’t fix a Nuclear Reactor?
Where do the bakers hide during a nuclear war?
Why did the nuclear fuel smell?
Try nuclear energy...
... it's better than the old foggy kind
What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
I like nuclear power.
Because it's green energy.
Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East
Why will Kim Jong-un never use his nuclear weapons?
He's afraid it would cost him his Korea.
if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
Regarding Iran's nuclear deal, John BOEHNER might face....
...some STIFF competition
Did you hear about nuclear power?
A show about nuclear science is renamed to "get with" the youth.
Its new name is "Rad Rads."
Why couldn't the lab assistant understand the wet nuclear physicist?
Because he was soakin' fusing.
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