Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says itβs just a power trip.
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︎ May 04 2021
Whatβs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a plant thatβs been mutated by nuclear radiation?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.
They're to prevent meltdowns.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why did the Nuclear Reactor have an aquarium nextdoor?
To put all its nuclear fission.
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︎ May 14 2020
How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions
I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I have a nuclear headache.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Wife: I need an anagram for "Nuclear"
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What is a nuclear scientists favourite meal?
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Have you seen nuclear fallout before?
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︎ May 07 2019
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I really love the way nuclear fusion works in Sun
It really brightens up my day.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
What do you say when you canβt fix a Nuclear Reactor?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Where do the bakers hide during a nuclear war?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Try nuclear energy...
... it's better than the old foggy kind
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︎ Apr 10 2017
Why did the nuclear fuel smell?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
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︎ Feb 11 2013
I like nuclear power.
Because it's green energy.
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︎ Sep 02 2017
Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East
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︎ Jan 08 2017
Why will Kim Jong-un never use his nuclear weapons?
He's afraid it would cost him his Korea.
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︎ Nov 20 2017
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︎ Dec 08 2016
if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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︎ May 24 2016
Regarding Iran's nuclear deal, John BOEHNER might face....
...some STIFF competition
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︎ Jul 14 2015
Did you hear about nuclear power?
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︎ Jul 22 2016
A show about nuclear science is renamed to "get with" the youth.
Its new name is "Rad Rads."
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︎ Nov 28 2015
Why couldn't the lab assistant understand the wet nuclear physicist?
Because he was soakin' fusing.
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