My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A powerplant worker has a hook and rod submerged into a reactor. Coworker passes by:

How’s the fission, John?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A burglar stole my reactor yesterday.

My wife is gonna go nuclear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeBigHuge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why did the Nuclear Reactor have an aquarium nextdoor?

To put all its nuclear fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dopenastywhale
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. β€œWhat, are you not smart enough?”

β€œNo U”

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?

Nuclear Fish on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orkward14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you know that only one kind of reactor has a zodiac sign?

Tokamaks. They're all Touruses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you say when you can’t fix a Nuclear Reactor?

No CANDU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rbv3zina
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why wasn't helium surprised or shocked when it won the lottery?

Because it's not a very good reactor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A powerplant worker has a hook and rod submerged into a reactor. Coworker passes by:

How’s the fission, John?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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