Reactor Puns

A list of puns related to "Reactor"

My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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A burglar stole my reactor yesterday.

My wife is gonna go nuclear

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👤︎ u/LargeBigHuge
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why did the Nuclear Reactor have an aquarium nextdoor?

To put all its nuclear fission.

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👤︎ u/Dopenastywhale
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?

Nuclear Fish on

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👤︎ u/Orkward14
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”

“No U”

I’ll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/TheVoidofChemistry
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Did you know that only one kind of reactor has a zodiac sign?

Tokamaks. They're all Touruses.

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you say when you can’t fix a Nuclear Reactor?

No CANDU!

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👤︎ u/Rbv3zina
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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