I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word
Now that's what I call structural integrity
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
What did the atomic duck say?
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
I learned about atomic scientists in school today.
You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?
He's a large hadron colluder.
What fish has two sodium atoms?
Why can’t you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
What did the atom do when he got bored?
Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.
Turns out it was no laughing matter.
How do we know that atoms are Catholic?
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
I ordered an atom but got an ion instead.
They replaced it free of charge.
What does a sub-atomic duck say?
I don't trust what atoms say...
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
Why can’t you trust an Atom?
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
You should never trust atoms
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. (From Big Bang Theory)
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
You shouldn't trust atoms
Why can’t atoms be trusted?
Because they make up everything.
Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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