A hypnotist once convinced me that I was a soft malleable metal with the atomic number of 82.
I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word
Now that's what I call structural integrity
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
What did the atomic duck say?
I learned about atomic scientists in school today.
You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?
He's a large hadron colluder.
15 sodium atoms walk into a bar.
They are followed by Batman.
I got arrested for having one sodium atom and one chlorine atom
They said I committed a salt
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Never trust an atom, they make up everything...
But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.
Palpatine voice Ionic...
An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
Why can’t you like an atom? ⚛️
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
What does a sub-atomic duck say?
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
why cant you trust an atom?
What fish has two sodium atoms?
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Why can’t you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
I don't trust what atoms say...
Why can you never trust atoms?
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
Why can’t you trust an Atom?
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
You should never trust atoms
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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