One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
why do poets never keep there weapons still?
They want to be like shake spear
What do you call a weapon that doesn't kill animals?
If you haven’t shot a weapon with your eyes closed
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Which weapon does the Grim Reaper use in the winter?
Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...
Lethal Weapon 3(-some)
Film Producer: “This is supposed to be a “Buddy Cop” movie, why do they have this steamy sex scene together?”
Director: “Because everyone enjoys cop-porn at the movies!”
What kind of weapon does a paramedic use?
I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
What do you call a serrated weapon that Polish people once used in battle?
My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
What weapon do angels use?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
A salt with a deadly weapon!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
What weapon is the most relaxed?
Just “chill axe”, my dude.
Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
there's weapons
What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?
Disarmament
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What was the best weapon during the Cold war?
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
Weapon of brass destruction
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What is a old persons favourite weapon?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
What do thieves make their weapons from?
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...
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