Ammunition Puns

A list of puns related to "Ammunition"

Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.

Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why is a tin of human meat the best type of trebuchet ammunition

It's canniBallistic

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👤︎ u/PotassiumIsNotK
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call it when canon ammunition consumes other canon ammunition?

Canonbalism

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👤︎ u/Noeltm
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I wanted to sketch some sort of ammunition...

But I’m drawing a blank.

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👤︎ u/Jofax88
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who figured out how to use cars as ammunition?

He really Dodged the bullet

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👤︎ u/gardian20
📅︎ May 30 2018
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What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.

P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.

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👤︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Child: "Dad, what do they make at a munitions factory?"

Dad: "Ammunition — but only in the morning." Child: "What do they make in the afternoon, then?" Dad: "Pmmunition!"

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👤︎ u/Muzer0
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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What is your best joke involving s'mores?

We are cooking them tonight and I need some ammunition

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👤︎ u/narwhals_ftw
📅︎ Jul 17 2014
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